Unbelievably, the former head coach of Niners Nation has announced his return.

Officially, Kyle Shanahan declared that he will be returning to his old team because

In contrast to other teams around the country, the football team’s low NIL budget, the coach said to reporters on Tuesday, has a major role in the team’s 2-9 record this season. He said fans shouldn’t be whining about the product on the field if they weren’t going to financially support the football program.

You know, we’re a better football team with a worse record, and it really aggravates me that this is the direction the world is going. We play as I previously stated; compare our schedule to the top five Group of Five teams in the country by looking at theirs. Financial assistance is required if we are to defeat those teams and win over fans who want us to beat Wake Forest, Syracuse, North Carolina State, Duke, and Maryland the next season.Because if you won’t help us obtain the players to beat them, then you have no right to b—h when we lose.